Mark: What do call Santa when he stops moving?
Mark: Santa Pause!
Craig: How do you scare a snowman?
Clark: I don’t know.
Craig: You get a hairdryer!
Kevin: Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”?
Kevin: Santa walking backwards!
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chris: Chill out.
Submitted by Christopher H., Fair Oaks, Calif.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Submitted by Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.
Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!
Submitted by Zoey Y., Flower Mound, Tex.
Moe: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year?
Joe: I haven’t decided yet.
Moe: What did you give him last year?
Joe: The measles.
Submitted by Suzan L. W., Spring Hill, Fla.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Submitted by Will M., Big Canoe, Ga.
Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
Submitted by Ronesha M., Allen, Tex.
Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!
Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Joe: What nationality is Santa Claus?
Joe: North Polish.
Submitted by Joe B., Huntersville, N.C.
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
Submitted by Mark R., Barrington, R.I.
When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
Submitted by Doug C., Gahanna, Ohio
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Submitted by Trey D., Ringgold, Ga.
William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
William: Do you smell carrots?
Submitted by William W., Shapleigh, Me.