To get you ready for a big Halloween night, here are the top 10 Boys’ Life knee-slappers.
Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!
Submitted by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.
Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Jerry: It raises their spirits.
Submitted by Matthew R., Dix Hills, N.Y.
Joshua: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Submitted by Joshua T., Cheltenham, Pa.
Tom: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
Jerry: I dunno.
Tom: The living room!
Submitted by Steven G., Virginia Beach, Va.
Jess: Why don’t ghosts like rain?
Jess: It dampens their spirits!
Submitted by Jess W., Spartanburg, S.C.
Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”
Submitted by Billy J., Hershey, Pa.
Sam: What is Dracula’s favorite circus act?
Ethan: Tell me.
Sam: He always goes for the juggler!
Submitted by Sam C., San Antonio, Tex.
Bill: What can you say about a horrible mummy joke?
Bill: It Sphinx!
Submitted by Eric H., San Diego, Calif.
Chris: What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Taylor: I have no idea.
Chris: A necktarine!
Submitted by Christopher F., Wildwood, Mo.
Gracie: Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Gracie: Because they have bat breath.
Submitted by Gracie Y., Los Gatos, Calif.